Same joke….different day

So I know that there are others in the same boat as me, but whenever I tell someone that I work in the funeral industry, they always want to tell me a joke.  Being a second generation funeral director I have been hearing them for quite some time, and they are all the same.  There are some that I actually think are funny, but for the most part I am tired of hearing them.  So I thought this would be a good time to get them out of the way.  Here are my favorites:

• “You are the last one to them down.”
• “Everyone is dieing to see you.”
• “At least the customers never talk back.”
• “How was work today?  Pretty dead?”

There is also a joke that gets emailed around about a funeral director switching heads on two bodies because that would supposedly be easier than switing suits.  (If that one gets emailed to me again I will probably freak)  If anyone else can think of some that I forgot, feel free to post it in the comment section.  Lets see if there are some I have never heard of.